Jai Ho, Ohio!
We had a Rotary GSE team from Ohio ,
USA
visiting Bidar on Sankranti this year.
This is the welcome speech I made
Dear Friends,
Welcome to India
Around 20 years ago, Michael Jackson performed in Mumbai in India . He
left a message on his hotel room mirror. ``Love You, Idia’’.
He had
missed the N in India . That was a spelling mistake
to remember.
We return the love and forgive him unconditionally. After
all, India
is not a country. It is an idea. And an Idea whose time has
come.
Here is why.
People
Some years ago, senior Rotarians visited India and
wanted to travel by
train. They went to the railway station in Chennai, to board
a train.
Surprised at the huge crowds, they asked the host. Where are
they all
going? Is it an emergency or a festival. The host said. It
is neither.
We just happen to have so many people. Just get used to it.
There are 1.2 billion people in India . USA has over 300 million
people. By area, India
is three times smaller than USA .
India ’s
population is three times that of the USA . This does not mean we are a
cramped nation. All this only means that we are large
hearted.
Let us see what else you need to get used to.
Traffic
I am sure you have been shell shocked by the traffic.
Visitors find it
chaotic and disgusting. However, friends of India find it
funny. Here
is how senior journalist Mark Tully, poetically describes
it. `Indian
democracy is like its traffic. Both are chaotic. But both
are
moving.’’
Cows on roads
A celebrity tennis player once refused to play in India saying
there
are cows on the road, he said. ``And people stop their
vehicles to
touch their tail’’. Yes. That is true because a lot of
people consider
the cow as a holy animal. You need to get used to it.
Stares
A white man attracts attention. A white man with a camera attracts
more attention. A white woman attracts double the attention.
They are
not making fun of you. They look at you because you are a
rare sight.
They also look at you with genuine interest. They are
curious as to
what attracted you here. So get used to stares and
unprovoked smiles
or even loud laughter.
Geeks
Another thing you should get used to is geeks.
You will be surprised to find very young people who can fix
things
like your computer and camera in every house. Most men you
meet are
intelligent engineers or doctors. Most women are home
makers.
But when an Indian man is faced with the biggest challenges
in life,
he consults his wife. So much for their Nobel prize winning
intelligence.
Indian men
A typical Indian man has a head full of jet black hair, but
is graying
at the temples. That is because he wants to show is a senior
citizen
who can give advice to young men on every subject. But
before a group
of beautiful girls, he becomes the youngest of the lot.
Arranged marriages
It is said eight out of ten Indians opt for arranged
marriages. The
most popular question we faced was ``how can you marry a
woman you
don’t know?’’. My reply was. ``What makes you think it is
any
different in the USA or any other country?’’ Obvious
question. Simple
answer.
Numbers
Numbers will confound you.
Here are samples.
With around 155618 post offices and over 566000 employees,
Railways 18 million people travel every day. It is the
biggest public
employer with 1.6 million employees.
Milk -127 million tonnes every year. Egg – 61 billion eggs
producer
Film production India
1000 against USA
600. It has over 700 registered
voters and 200 million voters.
Here is some important info
1. There is no
Indian language. There are over 2,000 languages and
dialects in this country. Take our PDG Senan for example. He
speaks a
different language, his wife speaks another and his children
speak
different languages. Now you know why they never fight.
2. The words for
Thank you, Please and Sorry, in Indian languages are
Thank you, please and sorry. So is the word for toilet.
Jai Ho, Ohio
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